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Birth Demotivational Poster

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla

TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!

TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3.84/5

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CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Well thank y'all very much. I think this one hits the nail on the head. 5 kangaroos
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Um... Is this aimed at Cpn? If not... well, happy birthday, Kangaroo man.


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!

The cure -

TAGS: in honor of sho s birthday
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 13, 2015, 3:38 pm
I'll Try !
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 9:13 pm
very nice Gary
Reality Lord - September 16, 2015, 11:41 am

sooooooooooooooooo good
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:51 am
And now, now I get to play
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Had to come to meetings with this mind set in order to contend with idiotic investors and megalomaniacal corporate honchos.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Y’know, Bandit, its funny (not haha funny), I’ve been turning things upside down and backward in the workplace for over 40 years.
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2015, 9:20 am
Gary always sheds a different light on a situation.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 7:13 am
‘Works’? it’s all play, Connie, a-l-l-l-l play. Thnx guys.
concern3 - September 16, 2015, 3:31 am
It's funny how the mind works. I'm not talking about the poster I'm talking about you. another 5 er
Sho - September 16, 2015, 1:02 am
Thank you, Mr. Gary. Much appreciated

CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.

AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.

TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.24/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..

LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.

HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?

TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.

TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.66/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...

KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...

TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!

LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...

TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

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440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm
Somebody spiked the gra** juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm
Judas wasnt invited...

THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....

MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.

TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

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Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


Bacon Flavored -

TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.53/5

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OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!

21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.


TAGS: geek birthday
Rating: 3.26/5

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spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:20 pm
I wonder if it runs windoughs.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
That cake is amsome.


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.



TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


TAGS: happy birthday fool reagan
Rating: 4.17/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:44 am
Groan.....5 bad puns for you...



TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


TAGS: happy belated birthday buddy
Rating: 5/5

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SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:38 am
Not nice to say "as young as they come". When you're that old, you can't.
M0rd3kaI - March 21, 2012, 12:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Excellent Cranky XD 5L
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:13 am
LOL... bastard

THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR !!! - You know when your life starts off like this, it will probably be short lived and most likely totally suck...


TAGS: philosophy life birth baby
Rating: 4.73/5

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robbidos - September 25, 2012, 2:13 pm
I thought that was just Sunday mornings?
forseti - May 5, 2011, 11:25 am
very nice


TAGS: happy birthday dy2012
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - August 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
...or that it should be.

BIRTHDAY CANDLE - Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Achmed, Happy Birthday to you!

TAGS: iraq mortar birthday
Rating: 3/5

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bppb - October 11, 2009, 3:24 pm
Whats confusing me is the laser in the bg

FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




TAGS: childbirth pain
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
THIS…..I must remember



STATUE OF LIBERTY 1886 - 2011 -

TAGS: lady liberty birthday
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 9:37 am
I'll drink too that


TAGS: happy birthday rerun superhero pzy
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
Perhaps we all suffer from Gnosiophobia - fear of knowledge ;)
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:46 am

The Germans are always the last to know (insert diabolical laugh here)
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:35 am
Rerun is Jewerine?!?


TAGS: army military birthday
Rating: 3.93/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:54 pm
Don't do it! It's a trap! The cake is a lie. x

BIRTH CERTIFICATE - Oh, there it is! Terribly sorry to question your "transparent credibility" Mr. President.

TAGS: obama birth certificate liberals
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:31 am
Another statement that shows your blind partisanship to the point of ignorance. All Pres Bush's military records were released. BTW, since Obama's mother was American, then he is American regardless of where he was born. It's a moot argument.
ILB - September 8, 2009, 11:15 pm
He did, several times, authenticated, investigated, and proven true. Its even on the Internet for your viewing pleasure. Why didnt anyone want REAL proof that Bush was actually in the military? There was no proof of that at all.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 11:44 am
Tears to fill their teensy little pink and green plastic water pistols is hardly worth calling ammunition.
NEOCONH8TR - July 16, 2009, 12:25 am
Not that it matters now because he is already in office but bho should produce the document just to shut everyone up. Not doing so is only giving his critics more ammunition.
Sean - July 14, 2009, 11:28 pm
As topical as it is trenchant. Ooohh, now do one on Amelia Earhart.

The 2nd Time Around -

TAGS: life death birth reincarnation heaven
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 8:37 am
It kept me up all night after I made the poster. LoL
Oldsod - August 6, 2014, 7:08 am
Nothing creepy at all about that idea. Thank5 for giving me something to keep me up tonight.

EYE PAD - Happy birthday, grandson! I know how much you wanted one.

HER BIRTHDAY - Going that extra mile and getting her gold will help ensure you get that little present you like waking up to on your birthday

MR M -

TAGS: happy birthday to yoooouuuuuu
Rating: 3.7/5

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spacedog - December 31, 2009, 1:18 am
I can fly higher than an eag... look out someone left a rake in the grass. Happy Birthday Mr.M



TAGS: birth change woman mariand
Rating: 4.68/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 3:11 pm
Thank you... regarding spell check, for a guy who never took english lessons and isn't native english speaker, I think I'm OK... BTW, this is a part of learning for me and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
carebear - March 9, 2012, 10:48 am
(carebear BANNED)

FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.

BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.

CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face

TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.



TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.


TAGS: m0rd birthday love cruise titanic
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:22 am
Friggen LOL! 5L Lovin' this!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 11:58 am
Mr. Greeny once again pulls a 5L. Did Mary help? teehee


how legends are born -

TAGS: rock stars birth legend rock and roll
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:22 pm
Always thought it was an art that you worked hard at, not something you're born with...who knew? I know it is a 5L in my books though. Woot!

It Is Inevitable -

TAGS: day of the birth givers calendar
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 6:02 pm
But it doesn't last forever...bahaha. 5L handfuls for ya Greeny.

TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read

TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you

TAGS: a pre emptive happy birthday wish
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is, and would always be.... heaven.
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:24 am
was it Aggy's birthday yesterday? crap, and I would have baked him a cake ;(

JUST GREAT - Crappy gifts, annoying family and now Christ is coming! My birthday is gonna blow this year.

TAGS: birthday end of the world
Rating: 4.07/5

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boxy - March 14, 2011, 5:37 am
5 lions, all going "meh, not this again?"
voodoo3535 - March 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
Right on. I dont know if I should be excited or worried.
Freeway911 - March 12, 2011, 2:26 pm
Funny mine is the 23rd and I said the same thing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAVY GRAVY - Wavy Gravy, the friend to every hippy the world over. Happy 75th Birthday !!!

FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.

TAGS: birthday bm turd double entendre
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - March 20, 2010, 3:09 am
Very clever


TAGS: happy birthday aggy
Rating: 4.84/5

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rerun - August 14, 2010, 5:51 pm

greatness, and I ain't Jimmy
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 5:14 pm
GreyScorpion - August 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
HaHaHa, I will call back, and taunt you for a second time...5L


TAGS: statistics birth funny neener
Rating: 4.61/5

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curzondax12 - October 17, 2010, 11:53 pm
I aint laughed like that in a while, loved it. 5
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 6:48 pm
I JUst Got It... Epic 5ls
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 6:14 pm

cute...5L !!


TAGS: america birthday july 4th
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 9:35 pm
Perfect motifake! 5 Liberties!

BIRTHDAY PARTY...... - sucks when you have to clean up after it

TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3/5

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calvin5040 - December 8, 2011, 3:23 pm
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 5:50 pm
Surprise party... Surprise, you're fired.


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest

TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...

HAWAIIAN BY BIRTH - Get over it.

TAGS: obama birther hawaiian president trump
Rating: 2.31/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:56 am
Don't apologize; take a look at some of the bombs I've tossed out there...I have a couple good ones too. Political stuff will work better for you on Politifake though. Keep posting man. (and by the way, I'm NOT an Obama fan, just for perspective)
IMfake - April 27, 2011, 5:45 pm
To the moderator (or anyone else), sorry. I'm a total newb here. Is there a way for me to remove it?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 4:55 pm

should have gonr to politifake
Master - April 27, 2011, 4:28 pm
American, yes. Hawai'ian, no. Too haole [epithet, not reality] for that!





TAGS: jesus birthday
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 pm
Little known fact rude...he's Santa's little brother....jealousy, pure jealousy I say.
Rudedog - December 13, 2012, 8:43 pm
Jesus, always about himself
EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 12:16 am
...and he's the big two oh one two.

BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!

TAGS: birth happiest horror memories babies
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:23 pm


THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it

TAGS: happy birthday surprise
Rating: 3.82/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:27 pm

a birthday wish for somebody who always has the opposite view.
GreyScorpion - July 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
I'm still working on that bourbon/Ice ratio too. but I'm getting closer..5L


TAGS: celebrate on my birthday d***it
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:23 am

well, I guess if motifake were a household name there would be a "timmy (soon to be called "fozzwad"" day to honor those here who have been banned.



BIRTH CONTROL - Because If You're Not Careful That One Night Stand Could Turn Out Like This



TAGS: tough childhood calendar birth ****tyassworld
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - April 13, 2012, 11:03 am
don't you love grandkids.. I got 4 myself.. but none on the immediate horizon
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:17 pm
Back-door delivery is possible with back-door fertilization. Or are you telling me a hundred pr** flicks are doing something wrong?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 8:35 pm
All a pleasure. Your grandkid? That is just awesome, just to think in a few years you can show them this pic :)
Greeny - April 12, 2012, 8:33 pm
Thanks - and that's grandbaby #5 in the oven there...
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:39 pm
I've been waiting for this one to come out so I can give it a 5L Greeny, excellent job


TAGS: death cow birth steak
Rating: 4.26/5

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forseti - May 30, 2011, 11:01 am
oh my gosh... Eddie, you are the ox between all the bulls! };)
fasteddie - May 30, 2011, 9:20 am
Umm Guys, That's a Holstein which is a dairy cow. You can certainly eat them but 99% of cows we eat are Herefords, Black Angus or something else. The appropriate caption should have been "Got Milk?" this one doubles as a facepalm.....
rerun - April 7, 2011, 6:43 am

Interesting perspective, I like it.
WTFO - April 6, 2011, 11:40 pm
You're too short sighted. It's not sentenced to death at birth, it's sentenced to T-bone, beef jerky and leather jacket at birth. Much more positive message, don't you think?
Samson - April 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
Mmmmmm... Delicious, delicious death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:17 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:05 pm
What?....Noose don't eat chocolate.
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:58 pm
about as angry as a moose with a snickers bar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:52 am
Yeah...I'm not sure how angry I should be right now....
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:06 am
The crime is being guilty of deliciousness. Death is the only applicable sentence.
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:19 am
True Mr.Cow...True
Mahomygod - March 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Aren't we all? Thus is life, my friend. If we didn't die, we wouldn't care about life. And some of us still don't.
crackers411 - March 29, 2011, 6:35 pm
T^T i would be vegietarian, but they taste too good...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Don't look at it as getting older, look at it as successfully completing another lap around the Sun.


TAGS: happy birthday what is 31 in cow years
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - January 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Happy Birthday Mooo+!
rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:25 pm

20 more days by my count
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 5:17 pm
Aggy has a lot as well. When is that dirty Mexican coming back anyways?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
lol Yeah, Cubby. You're the biggest thing in the tag cloud.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:13 pm
Between Mooooo,logicDude, Culos and myself we must have the most posters about our names
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 3:56 pm
Yes...and d***! Cows live FOREVER! Long live the king!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 3:48 pm
14 .....Now do you regret all those suggestive PM's and pics you sent me?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 2:53 pm
I'm glad you like it. By the way, what is 31 in cow years?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 2:04 pm
thanks Bart. 5L

BIRTH CONTROL - ogres should use it too

YE YE YE!! - I have just destroyed Obama's original birth certificate!! ... And the rest of the building.

TAGS: obama kenya birth certificate destroy fake politics democrats
Rating: 1.4/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 5, 2009, 4:47 am
Actually the smoking gun would be Hawaiian newspapers (more than one) from 1961 announcing his birth. Yet I came across this pic (supposedly of an actual Obama connection from Kenya); and just HAD to make this poster. Obviously this was meant as a joke.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 9:08 am
Paul, I don't like the guy either, but a 'Certificate of Live Birth' is valid. My son was born in NC and that's what it says on HIS birth certificate. give it a rest already. Stay current, Obamagress is going to raise everyone's taxes soon/again.

it's my -

TAGS: birthday missing wife
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:22 pm
I do the same thing every year since my 2nd divorce. Awesome... :)
lgvernon - August 8, 2014, 9:47 pm

Now, how do I make several dummy accounts in order to like this 5 more times. STUPENDOUS!

Birth Control Reminder -


TAGS: birthday m0rd3kai
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:04 am
Hey looky everybody! Mo***k survived his birthday! Nom nom nom...sorry had my mouthful, glad you had a good one!
M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:24 am
OH LAWDY! Screw you Pwissy! Now I gotta get this screen cleaned! Can barely see through the coffee that squirted through almost every orifice on my face
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:30 pm
First draft had the actual girlfriend in the pic. Then thought better. Poor girl, trying to live down the love lust for a beast-etal. Thanks for the bananas...now that mo's distracted...don't have to share....teehee
Greeny - November 25, 2012, 1:37 pm
Love is a rough thing around here - 5 Bananas!


TAGS: friends for birthday mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 9, 2012, 7:36 am
Thanks... you reminded me about this joke...Q: How can you tell who's a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Greeny - November 9, 2012, 7:26 am
Congrats Mariand - another year under your belt... Hope you can still see the buckle!

Never Forget -

TAGS: for the guys wife birthday forgetfulness important dates remembering quote nash
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:31 pm
Oh...you newlyweds!
Oldsod - January 16, 2014, 8:21 pm
I've never forgotten either a birthday or anniversary. Just don't ask me how long I've been married.

Stillbirth -

TAGS: stillbirth remembrance day
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - September 11, 2013, 12:25 am
Thanks for comments.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:09 pm
Sadly brilliant.
Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:05 am

oblivious -


TAGS: male birth control poster oipinion
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 12, 2014, 7:05 pm

Oh, I can I just HEAR the excuses when the plus sign pops up. HER: "I thought you were on the pill!" HIM: "I was, except for that night the Bronco game was on. I...uh...sort'a forgot....Uh...(scrounging in fridge),we got any of that bean dip left?"
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:43 pm

sigh.....this is how babies happen.

Like A Rolling Stone -

as time goes by -

TAGS: happy birthday
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - March 13, 2014, 9:51 am
How'd I miss this?!! the Lord Roooleth
MissPriss - February 24, 2014, 9:16 am
Oh yeah! And at least one of those I enjoy even more...now that it's not my mom enforcing it. A big 5L for giving the first good laugh of the morning me lord!