Birth Demotivational Poster
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -
The cure -
CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.
HOW BABIES ARE MADE -
AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.
LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.
HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?
FACEBOOK FRINEDS -
FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...
KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...
LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!
BRAIN ANEURYSM -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...
THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....
MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME -
Bacon Flavored -
21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.
GEEK BIRTHDAYS -
AN UDDER BIRTHDAY? - HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE. MILK IT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -
BIRTHDAY WISHES -
THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR !!! - You know when your life starts off like this, it will probably be short lived and most likely totally suck...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! -
BIRTHDAY CANDLE - Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Achmed, Happy Birthday to you!
FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
LEMMY KILMISTER -
SURPRISE - Epic
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!
THERE IS NO PAIN LIKE IT -
HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -
STATUE OF LIBERTY 1886 - 2011 -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY U.S. ARMY... -
BIRTH CERTIFICATE - Oh, there it is! Terribly sorry to question your "transparent credibility" Mr. President.
The 2nd Time Around -
EYE PAD - Happy birthday, grandson! I know how much you wanted one.
HER BIRTHDAY - Going that extra mile and getting her gold will help ensure you get that little present you like waking up to on your birthday
MR M -
BEYOND BIRTHDAY -
FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.
BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.
CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face
CAT'S IN THE CRADLE -
CATS IN THE CRADLE -
HAPPY SAILING -
A HAZY SHADE OF WINTER -
how legends are born -
It Is Inevitable -
TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you
JUST GREAT - Crappy gifts, annoying family and now Christ is coming! My birthday is gonna blow this year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAVY GRAVY - Wavy Gravy, the friend to every hippy the world over. Happy 75th Birthday !!!
FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY -
BIRTHDAY PARTY...... - sucks when you have to clean up after it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest
HAWAIIAN BY BIRTH - Get over it.
ONE GOING ON NINETY -
STILL WELCOME TO DIE -
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY... -
BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!
VINCENT WITH A BEARD -
THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it
THAT WHALE - NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT
BIRTH CONTROL - Because If You're Not Careful That One Night Stand Could Turn Out Like This
AGGYS B-DAY POEM -
BACK DOOR DELIVERY -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Don't look at it as getting older, look at it as successfully completing another lap around the Sun.
BIRTH CONTROL - ogres should use it too
YE YE YE!! - I have just destroyed Obama's original birth certificate!! ... And the rest of the building.
it's my -
Birth Control Reminder -
MONKEYBOY'S BIG DAY -
BIRTHDAY FRIENDS... -
Never Forget -
SHOOTIN' BLANKS -
Like A Rolling Stone -
as time goes by -
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